My Christmas Tree is Crooked

Weekend recap in one sentence:
I had a great Thanksgiving that included a delicious meal cooked by about 15 different people, a huge dinner table where we all sat and ate together like a family (even though a lot of us didn't know each other, just the hosts), Nintendo Wii (my arm was sore the next day), and a jump castle like they used to have at the county fair.

My current problems:
1. if I paint my room tonight, I will be suffocated by fumes while I sleep.
2. my beautiful, awesome Christmas tree is crooked in its stand.
3. the Mississippi mud pie I made last night is most likely inedible.

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